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i-want-y0ur-s0ul:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

They literally called their superiors and said “I need money… to make stilts for ants!”

i-want-y0ur-s0ul:

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

They literally called their superiors and said “I need money… to make stilts for ants!”

steveahn:

korranation:

Don’t miss Book 3’s incredible conclusion this Friday at 12pm EST on nick.com!
Brace yourselves!!!!

Hey Guys! For upcoming Ep.12 of Korra, my director, Ian Graham and I had worked on it insanely hard with amazing board artists such as Young Ki Yoon, Chris Palmer and Johane Matte. Don’t miss out the end of Korra Book 3 this Friday on Nick.com!

steveahn:

korranation:

Don’t miss Book 3’s incredible conclusion this Friday at 12pm EST on nick.com!

Brace yourselves!!!!

Hey Guys! For upcoming Ep.12 of Korra, my director, Ian Graham and I had worked on it insanely hard with amazing board artists such as Young Ki Yoon, Chris Palmer and Johane Matte. Don’t miss out the end of Korra Book 3 this Friday on Nick.com!

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

eleanorose123:

miss-nerdgasmz:

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

#we’re not supposed to talk about it

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they learned

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

intrepidprofessor:

kikiichu:

pettyartist:

f-a-g-i-n-a:

Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

what

I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg

No fucking way

I was enjoying this like a child.
My intense stare, and calm demeanor was replaced with “Oh gosh.. Mm.. Look at all the colorful fishies.” 
Then they were all painted, and I just stared forever.

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

fullmetaljackit:

suck-my-dyck:

fullmetaljackit:

science side of tumblr why do I need glasses

Awkward moment when I’m an optician and I could totally fully explain this but instead I’m just gonna tell you, it’s cause you’re a blind nerd.

optician? like a doctor? Well I think it’s obvious who the real nerd is here u fuckin nerd

that url thou

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

i laughed 

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

i laughed 

doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire