look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
Something may or may not happen at midnight (ET) tonight.
HINT: It will.
I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.
things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty
thanks science side of tumblr
How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
Only one house got rained on today
MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”
my mouth just autocorrected
I pray this post isn’t found by Archaeologists in the future. This can’t be our legacy
the second code has been given, and the third code is with a friend so, mini follower give away thing over,
also to the peeps that just follwed me for the code, u didnt read the first rule did yea
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